Welcome to the “I Don’t Give a Sh*t Club”—where your filter is gone, your fan is broken, and your tolerance is on backorder.

This Goofbag is a hilariously honest gift set for anyone navigating perimenopause, hot flashes, or just too many damn opinions. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, a breakup, or just a Tuesday where everything feels like too much—this is the bag for you.

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What’s Included:

• 👜 Badge Tote Bag – “Welcome to the I.D.G.A.S. Club – Unsocial Peri Chapter”
  Stylishly declares your allegiance to doing less and caring even less.
• 🍷 Glitter Drip Wine Tumbler – For sipping something strong while pretending you’re listening.
• 🧻 The Tiny Rage Towel™ –
  For dramatic forehead wiping, emergency sobbing, or waving in surrender.
  (DO NOT IRON. DO NOT EXPLAIN.)
• 🪞 “This Sounds Like a You Problem” Rage Ornament – Hang it anywhere. Or throw it. We support both.
• 📝 11×17 Illustrated “Chaos Expert” Poem Poster – A hilarious, illustrated ode to letting go, staying comfy, and embracing the meltdown in style.
• 🟤 Set of 2 I.D.G.A.S. Club Coasters –
  Protect your table while you lose your mind.

🔥 Want to 

upgrade your rage?

Boost this Goofbag with optional add-ons like:

• 🔪 A glass cutting board that has seen some things
• 👩‍🍳 A matching apron + chef hat for your kitchen tantrums
• 📚 A sassy bookmark for your mood-swing reading
• 🧷 A keychain that warns the world
• 🧩 A puzzle—because losing one more piece feels right

Perfect for gifting, coping, or laughing your way through hormone hell.

Because you’re not overreacting—you’re overheated, under-caffeinated, and completely out of f*cks