Slam Dunk Disaster LE Goofbag โ Ultimate Basketball Fanโs Gift
*ORIGINAL GOOFBAG*Not Meant for Children Under 8 (Choose Your Goof-Level)
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Slam Dunk Disaster LE Goofbag When the buzzer soundsโฆ and everything goes wrong!
Get ready to crash the boards โ and your expectations โ with the Ultimate Basketball Fanโs Gift, the โSlam Dunk Disaster Goofbagโ! Each mystery bag is a chaotic celebration of pro basketballโs biggest faceplants, airballs, and epic playoff meltdowns. Youโll either score big or brick it completely (and honestly, thatโs half the fun).
Inside each Slam Dunk Disaster Pack, you might find these types of items:
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โMini Meltdown Gearโ โ Small toys or gadgets like mini basketballs, stress balls, or tiny noisemakers.
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โBenchwarmer Swagโ โ Socks, wristbands, headbands, or funny sweatbands.
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โEpic Fail Stickersโ โ Stickers featuring basketball sayings, airball jokes, or fake awards (โMVP: Most Valuable Pouterโ).
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โQuestionable Collectiblesโ โ Trading cards, small figures, or random player merch from any era.
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โPenalty Prizesโ โ Fake whistles, ref cards, or joke penalty flags.
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โMystery Playbookโ โ Mini notepads or silly โCoachโs Playbook for Losing Strategiesโ pads.
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โChoke Artist Trophiesโ โ Tiny plastic trophies with fake awards (โBest Timeout Usage During Blowoutโ).
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โUnlucky Fan Gearโ โ Coasters, Mousepads, Mugs, Tumblers, and more with Up-Lifting Comments.
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โMystery Mismatchโ โ Random item that makes zero sense, like a foam finger for a team not even in the playoffs.
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โPost-Game Interview Kitโ โ Mini mic toy or joke card with classic excuse phrases (โWe just didnโt executeโ).
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โTimeout Toysโ โ Puzzle toys, brainteasers, or anything you might mess with during a โfull timeout.โ

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