Slam Dunk Disaster LE Goofbag โ€“ Ultimate Basketball Fanโ€™s Gift

*ORIGINAL GOOFBAG*Not Meant for Children Under 8 (Choose Your Goof-Level)

*WARNING* โ€“ There are different levels of Goofy-ness!

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Slam Dunk Disaster LE Goofbag
๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ€ When the buzzer soundsโ€ฆ and everything goes wrong!

Get ready to crash the boards โ€” and your expectations โ€” with the Ultimate Basketball Fanโ€™s Gift, the โ€˜Slam Dunk Disaster Goofbagโ€˜! Each mystery bag is a chaotic celebration of pro basketballโ€™s biggest faceplants, airballs, and epic playoff meltdowns. Youโ€™ll either score big or brick it completely (and honestly, thatโ€™s half the fun).

Inside each Slam Dunk Disaster Pack, you might find these types of items:

  • โ€œMini Meltdown Gearโ€ โ€“ Small toys or gadgets like mini basketballs, stress balls, or tiny noisemakers.

  • โ€œBenchwarmer Swagโ€ โ€“ Socks, wristbands, headbands, or funny sweatbands.

  • โ€œEpic Fail Stickersโ€ โ€“ Stickers featuring basketball sayings, airball jokes, or fake awards (โ€œMVP: Most Valuable Pouterโ€).

  • โ€œQuestionable Collectiblesโ€ โ€“ Trading cards, small figures, or random player merch from any era.

  • โ€œPenalty Prizesโ€ โ€“ Fake whistles, ref cards, or joke penalty flags.

  • โ€œMystery Playbookโ€ โ€“ Mini notepads or silly โ€œCoachโ€™s Playbook for Losing Strategiesโ€ pads.

  • โ€œChoke Artist Trophiesโ€ โ€“ Tiny plastic trophies with fake awards (โ€œBest Timeout Usage During Blowoutโ€).

  • โ€œUnlucky Fan Gearโ€ โ€“ Coasters, Mousepads, Mugs, Tumblers, and more with Up-Lifting Comments.

  • โ€œMystery Mismatchโ€ โ€“ Random item that makes zero sense, like a foam finger for a team not even in the playoffs.

  • โ€œPost-Game Interview Kitโ€ โ€“ Mini mic toy or joke card with classic excuse phrases (โ€œWe just didnโ€™t executeโ€).

  • โ€œTimeout Toysโ€ โ€“ Puzzle toys, brainteasers, or anything you might mess with during a โ€œfull timeout.โ€

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