Penalty Box LE25 Goofbag
*ORIGINAL GOOFBAG*Not Meant for Children Under 8 (Choose Your Goof-Level)
$50.00 – $70.00
Earn 50 - 70 points upon purchasing this product.
🏒 Penalty Box Goofbag – The Ultimate Mystery Gift for Hockey Fans! 🥅
Whether they’re a diehard NHL collector or just someone who lives for a good chirp on game night, the Penalty Box Goofbag is a hat trick of laughs, collectibles, and ice-cold attitude! This hand-picked mystery bag is stuffed with hockey-themed gear, hilarious gag gifts, and fan-favorite items that’ll have them yelling “He shoots, he scores!” from the couch.
Inside every Goofbag, you might find:
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NHL-themed Funko Pop!, trading cards, or collector figures 🏆
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Hilarious items like a “Ref Sucks!” whistle, fake black eye sticker, or Penalty Towel 😆
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Game-day goodies like team socks, mouthguard keychains, or puck-shaped chocolates 🧦🍫
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PLUS: A chance to score a Stanley Cup mini replica or exclusive fan merch! 🏆🎁
Packed with 5+ mystery items, this Goofbag is the perfect slapshot of fun for birthdays, watch parties, or just because. One thing’s for sure—this box won’t go to review.
🧊 Warning: May cause excessive laughter, random power plays, and sudden team chants.
Specification: Penalty Box LE25 Goofbag
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Choosing your Level of Goofy-ness
Pick Your Perfect Level of Goofiness!
At Goofbag, not every bag of laughs is created equal. Whether you’re shopping for a family member, a friend, or yourself, it’s important to match the right level of goofy chaos to the right personality.
That’s why we’ve designed four hilarious Goof Levels — each one a little crazier (and a little more grown-up) than the last.
Here’s how they break down:
1. PG Playtime (Recommended Ages: 8+)
Silly, harmless, and perfect for all ages. Think goofy jokes, funny surprises, and classic laughs that won't raise any eyebrows. Great for kids, teens, and anyone who enjoys pure fun.
2. Risky Business (Recommended Ages: 13+)
Still family-friendly... mostly. This level turns up the humor with a few inside jokes and cheeky references that might go over little kids' heads. Perfect for tweens, teens, and adults who love a little more sass.
3. Sassy Shenanigans (Recommended Ages: 16+)
Now we’re getting into “are we allowed to laugh at this?” territory. Expect slightly more edgy humor, mild innuendos, and a definite "older crowd" vibe. Great for older teens and adults with a playful side.
4. Goof Gone Wild (Recommended Ages: 18+)
No holds barred! This level is packed with ridiculous, over-the-top, mature humor that’s meant for adults. Nothing too graphic — but definitely the kind of Goofbag you open after the kids go to bed.
So… how much Goof can you handle?
Choose wisely — or recklessly. We’re not here to judge. 😉
Make it Awesome!
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