Break Up Survival Goofbag – Gag Gift, Funny Gift, break up gift
*ORIGINAL GOOFBAG*Not Meant for Children Under 8 (Choose Your Goof-Level)
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Because sometimes laughter really is the best rebound.
Just got dumped? Ghosted? Or finally kicked that toxic mess to the curb? Either way—congrats! You’re single, you’re free, and you’re about to unwrap the most hilarious (and oddly helpful) breakup survival kit ever curated by our slightly jaded but well-meaning staff.
Inside this custom tote bag (yep, it’s yours to keep), you’ll find 5+ perfectly petty and laugh-out-loud funny items to help you cry it out, sass it up, and move on like the legend you are. From cheeky self-care goodies to petty pick-me-ups, this Goofbag is designed to dry your tears and fuel your glow-up.
Great as a gag gift for a heartbroken friend or a self-gift to remind yourself you’re better off—because closure is overrated, but comedy? Always healing.
Note: Contents will vary, but trust us… you’ll smile again (probably before the bag’s even empty).
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Choosing your Level of Goofy-ness
Pick Your Perfect Level of Goofiness!
At Goofbag, not every bag of laughs is created equal. Whether you’re shopping for a family member, a friend, or yourself, it’s important to match the right level of goofy chaos to the right personality.
That’s why we’ve designed four hilarious Goof Levels — each one a little crazier (and a little more grown-up) than the last.
Here’s how they break down:
1. PG Playtime (Recommended Ages: 8+)
Silly, harmless, and perfect for all ages. Think goofy jokes, funny surprises, and classic laughs that won't raise any eyebrows. Great for kids, teens, and anyone who enjoys pure fun.
2. Risky Business (Recommended Ages: 13+)
Still family-friendly... mostly. This level turns up the humor with a few inside jokes and cheeky references that might go over little kids' heads. Perfect for tweens, teens, and adults who love a little more sass.
3. Sassy Shenanigans (Recommended Ages: 16+)
Now we’re getting into “are we allowed to laugh at this?” territory. Expect slightly more edgy humor, mild innuendos, and a definite "older crowd" vibe. Great for older teens and adults with a playful side.
4. Goof Gone Wild (Recommended Ages: 18+)
No holds barred! This level is packed with ridiculous, over-the-top, mature humor that’s meant for adults. Nothing too graphic — but definitely the kind of Goofbag you open after the kids go to bed.
So… how much Goof can you handle?
Choose wisely — or recklessly. We’re not here to judge. 😉
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