Your cat makes a show of being regal and in control, but you could turn all that around with this Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats.
It’s a vinyl, 5-1/2" (14 cm) long unicorn horn with a four-point elastic strap system that holds it comfortably on a kitty's noggin.
Why have just a regular cat, when you could have a uni-cat?
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