Slam Dunk Disaster LE Goofbag

Slam Dunk Disaster LE Goofbag
💥🏀 When the buzzer sounds… and everything goes wrong!

Get ready to crash the boards — and your expectations — with the Ultimate Basketball Fan’s Gift, the ‘Slam Dunk Disaster Goofbag‘! Each mystery bag is a chaotic celebration of pro basketball’s biggest faceplants, airballs, and epic playoff meltdowns. You’ll either score big or brick it completely (and honestly, that’s half the fun).

Inside each Slam Dunk Disaster Pack, you might find these types of items:

• “Mini Meltdown Gear” – Small toys or gadgets like mini basketballs, stress balls, or tiny noisemakers.

• “Benchwarmer Swag” – Socks, wristbands, headbands, or funny sweatbands.

• “Epic Fail Stickers” – Stickers featuring basketball sayings, airball jokes, or fake awards (“MVP: Most Valuable Pouter”).

• “Questionable Collectibles” – Trading cards, small figures, or random player merch from any era.

• “Penalty Prizes” – Fake whistles, ref cards, or joke penalty flags.

• “Mystery Playbook” – Mini notepads or silly “Coach’s Playbook for Losing Strategies” pads.

• “Choke Artist Trophies” – Tiny plastic trophies with fake awards (“Best Timeout Usage During Blowout”).

• “Unlucky Fan Gear” – Coasters, Mousepads, Mugs, Tumblers, and more with Up-Lifting Comments.

• “Mystery Mismatch” – Random item that makes zero sense, like a foam finger for a team not even in the playoffs.

• “Post-Game Interview Kit” – Mini mic toy or joke card with classic excuse phrases (“We just didn’t execute”).

• “Timeout Toys” – Puzzle toys, brainteasers, or anything you might mess with during a “full timeout.”