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		<title>Take me to your dealer &#8211; tee</title>
		<link>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/17/take-me-to-your-dealer-tee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 08:02:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>goofbag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Tees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[T-Shirts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alien tee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dealer tee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pot tee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weed tee]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know about you, but this is the type of Alien I want to meet! Take Me to Your Dealer T-Shirt. Available on Men&#8217;s or Women&#8217;s T-Shirt. Print measures approx. 10.5&#8243; x 11.5&#8243; and can be printed on the front or back of the shirt.]]></description>
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<p>Take Me to Your Dealer T-Shirt.</p>
<p>Available on Men&#8217;s or Women&#8217;s T-Shirt.</p>
<p>Print measures approx. 10.5&#8243; x 11.5&#8243; and can be printed on the front or back of the shirt.</p>
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		<title>Flarp! Remote Whoopie Cushion</title>
		<link>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/16/flarp-remote-whoopie-cushion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 21:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>goofbag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Deal of the Day]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fart]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[remote whoopie cushion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Remote Whoopie Cushion High tech version of the traditional whoopee cushion. Remote control detonation up to 20&#8242; away Mimics awful bodily noises 6 Batteries (included) Fully reusable to play tricks on your friends over and over again]]></description>
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<ul>High tech version of the traditional whoopee cushion.</p>
<li>Remote control detonation up to 20&#8242; away</li>
<li>Mimics awful bodily noises</li>
<li>6 Batteries (included)</li>
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		<title>24 inch Inflatable Spongebob</title>
		<link>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/15/24-inch-inflatable-spongebob/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 13:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>goofbag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Novelties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inflatable spongebob]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spongebob]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Adults and Kids love him like he was one of the family&#8230;.so why not bring him in your house? Great gift for Co-workers, Family Members, and especially the kids in your life! 24&#8243; Inflatable Spongebob. Sold Individually. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Adults and Kids love him like he was one of the family&#8230;.so why not bring him in your house?</p>
<p>Great gift for Co-workers, Family Members, and especially the kids in your life!</p>
<p>24&#8243; Inflatable Spongebob.</p>
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		<title>Beer Box Hat (choose your brand!)</title>
		<link>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/14/beer-box-hat-choose-your-brand/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 13:47:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>goofbag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Novelties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer box hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer hat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[novelty hat]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These hats are made from real beer boxes and are officially licensed. They are made in the USA and made with quality. Think of how strong those boxes have to be to support the weight of 24-30 beers! Now add the stitched reinforcement that goes around the edge of the hat, with a wire ring &#8230; <a href="http://goofbag.com/2012/05/14/beer-box-hat-choose-your-brand/" class="readmore">Continue readings <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">These hats are made from real beer boxes and are officially licensed. </span></strong><br />
<span style="color: #0000ff;">They are made in the USA and made with quality. Think of how strong those boxes have to be to support the weight of 24-30 beers! Now add the stitched reinforcement that goes around the edge of the hat, with a wire ring inside. The cardboard used is called &#8220;wetboard&#8221; because it&#8217;s coated with urethane or plastic (depending on the brand) so that the moisture that condenses onto the cans does not ruin the cardboard. Be confident that your Beer Hat will be able to withstand a reasonable amount of abuse. </span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">One size fits all.</span></strong><br />

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		<title>Shocking Cigarette Pack</title>
		<link>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/12/shocking-cigarette-pack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 17:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>goofbag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gags n Pranks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fake cigarettes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shocking cigarette pack]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a great prank for that smoker friend, co-worker, or family member. When they go to take a cigarette out, they will get shocked! Great prank or gag gift! Sold Individually. &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is a great prank for that smoker friend, co-worker, or family member.</p>
<p>When they go to take a cigarette out, they will get shocked!</p>
<p>Great prank or gag gift!</p>
<p>Sold Individually.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>The Screamin&#8217; &#8220;O&#8221; Keychain</title>
		<link>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/11/the-screamin-o-keychain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 13:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>goofbag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gags n Pranks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adult gift]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fake orgasm]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Odds are&#8230;&#8230;.at one point in time you have already faked your &#8220;O&#8221;. Now there is a keychain that can do it for you at anytime! The Screamin&#8217; Orgasm Keychain is a great prank or gag gift for that someone special in your life. At home, on the go, or even on the office, this prank &#8230; <a href="http://goofbag.com/2012/05/11/the-screamin-o-keychain/" class="readmore">Continue readings <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Odds are&#8230;&#8230;.at one point in time you have already faked your &#8220;O&#8221;.<br />
Now there is a keychain that can do it for you at anytime!</p>
<p>The Screamin&#8217; Orgasm Keychain is a great prank or gag gift for that someone special in your life. At home, on the go, or even on the office, this prank will surely catch people&#8217;s attention!</p>
<p>Sold Individually.</p>
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		<title>26&#8243; Inflatable Banana</title>
		<link>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/10/26-inflatable-banana/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 18:46:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>goofbag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Novelties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blow up banana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inflatable banana]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[LIMIT 2 PER CUSTOMER/PER ORDER! Everyone loves a Banana!! This yellow inflatable will definitely be the focal point of any room, and is perfect for the child in you&#8230;&#8230;.or your children&#8230;&#8230;yes&#8230;.yes&#8230;.I mean for your children. Sold Individually. &#160;]]></description>
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<p>Everyone loves a Banana!!</p>
<p>This yellow inflatable will definitely be the focal point of any room, and is perfect for the child in you&#8230;&#8230;.or your children&#8230;&#8230;yes&#8230;.yes&#8230;.I mean for your children.</p>
<p>Sold Individually.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Always Five O&#8217; Clock Happy Hour Clock</title>
		<link>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/09/its-always-5-o-clock-happy-hour-clock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 13:38:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>goofbag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gags n Pranks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[5 O' Clock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friday at 5]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[its 5 o' clock somewhere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prank clock]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do you find yourself always looking at the clock just waiting for 5? This is the prefect gag gift to keep the party going no matter where you are. The party will never stop, as long as it&#8217;s always 5 O&#8217; Clock! Quartz Clock is perfect to hang on any wall at home, or in &#8230; <a href="http://goofbag.com/2012/05/09/its-always-5-o-clock-happy-hour-clock/" class="readmore">Continue readings <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Do you find yourself always looking at the clock just waiting for 5?</strong></p>
<p>This is the prefect gag gift to keep the party going no matter where you are. The party will never stop, as long as it&#8217;s always 5 O&#8217; Clock!</p>
<p>Quartz Clock is perfect to hang on any wall at home, or in the office.</p>
<p>Brand New in box.</p>
<p>Approx 10&#8243; in diameter.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>Mission Impossible Towel 2/pk</title>
		<link>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/08/mission-impossible-towel-2pk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2012 04:17:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>goofbag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adult Area]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gags n Pranks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[novelty towel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This great set of Novelty Towels is perfect for that fun hone or office environment, or as a prank gift. 2 Towels included.]]></description>
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<p>2 Towels included.</p>

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		<title>65&#8243; Jumbo Spongebob Inflatable Bat</title>
		<link>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/07/65-jumbo-spongebob-inflatable-bat/</link>
		<comments>http://goofbag.com/2012/05/07/65-jumbo-spongebob-inflatable-bat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 03:24:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>goofbag</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Novelties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inflatable bat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spongebob]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is the perfect bat for the Spongebob lover in your family. Let the kids beat each other senseless without harm&#8230;.or heck&#8230;why not give it a try with your mate! Fully Licensed Product. Shipped via USPS with Delivery Confirmation. &#160;]]></description>
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<p>Fully Licensed Product.</p>
<p>Shipped via USPS with Delivery Confirmation.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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